by AttaboyFatboy 25 Jan 2009 8:11 pm
40 Comments
Article of the Month January 2009
Hi it's me Richard Marcopolis and since anyone can write a review on artbash I'm going to. I usually can't understand art reviews so I'm going to try to be as simple as I can about Esther Schukard's art. I just realized I've already used the word art twice. I have been warned about that bad habit by an artbash woman.
Esther Schukard can paint real good. That means that she knows how to paint things that look real. But that's not all she does. She mixes up stuff that looks real with stuff that is real. I mean she puts globs of paint which are real on top of things that are painted to look real but actually aren't. Do you understand what I'm trying to explain?
I've seen artists who smear paint around like she does and artists who can paint things that look real. But I haven't see an artist whgo puts those two things together in one picture. This is new to me. Is it new to you?
I would buy her work if I had the cahnce would you.
I just want to explain the body lotion that is palianly in view in my latest picture just in case someone is going to make fun of me for it. No I don't use it for You Know What. It's there because it keeps a big man like myself comfortable as does the fact that when indoors I don't wear clothes. Just in case people might think I'm strange for two things that have a perflectly reasonable explanation. ok?
It is not easy being beautiful either, though the people of Atbash are very kind. Populuxe has offered to help me with my career as a body artist, which is really exiting.
And Mr Tourette why is it when a man wants to insult another man he uses a word describing a womans body part. Do you hate women as well as fat people MT ?
I can understand people being jealous that I got the Artbash article of the month but that doesn't mean they have to insult me. If you want the Artbash article of the month award you should write and article like I did and see what happens you just might win too. There is no reason to be mean.
Because it's probe-ably toooo offensive and lowbrow. Artbash is the elite stamping ground of hightone cultural discussion and spirited debate in the interests of furthering collective enjoyment of the finer creative things in proper society NOT the posting preserve of cussword obsessed, southpark ogling neanderthals. So more art and less fart you ignoranting fuckwits.
O I see fatboy, you are the only one with a corner on a 'disability'. You probably don't even have a glandular condition and are just morbidly obese from eating all the pies. Fuck.